Monkey Business

"The Ryan in his natural habitat." The Ryan crouches inconspicuously under a citrus tree, consuming his recently scavanged sustainence. He nibbles away, scratching occasionally at the flies and mosquitoes, but generally remains non-plussed. His diet consists mainly of fast-food. Scientists are baffled at how the Ryan can maintain such a slender physique on such a diet, but Nature has many well-kept secrets. The Female Ryan, unlike much of the animal kingdom, is known for being attractive, but much like the rest of the animal kingdom, is significantly smaller. She does not join the Ryan under his tree, but opts for the nest when consuming meals. The Ryan is most closely resembles the homosapian, but has the ability to crouch with knees in the air, and can unhook his jaw like a snake.


*(For regular FerFerFly readers, the Ryan is my little brother's good friend who often comes to our house. We like to poke him in the ribs whenever we can. Can't help it when a guy can sit like that comfortably for hours!)